Naija Dey Dishonour Honour

Every where,

Even before before for Naija

Dem dey take honour

Tell country people

Wey do better thing dem

Well done.

Person do better sport

Dem go take honour

Tell am well done.

Person write better write write

Dem go take honour

Tell am well done.

Person play better politics

Dem go take honour

Tell am well done.

Person do better business

Na honour dem go take

Tell am well done.

Better every every

Dem go take honour say

Well done.

Now di moto don enter reverse,

Now

Naija dey dishonour honour.

Today dem go catch country person

Wey dey thief Naija money,

Tomorrow dem go carry am go court.

Next tomorrow

Court go give am bail,

Case file go waka,

Case go finish.

Next year

Di country person

Go show for honour,

Naija dey dishonour honour.

Wahala Full Naija

Everywhere for Naija

Na wahala.

For right

Na wahala.

For left

Na wahala.

For centre sef

Na wahala.

Wahala full Naija.

If e no be “Igbo Presidency”,

E go be “Yoruba autonomy”.

If e no be “Ogoni self-government”,

E go be “Ijaw republic”.

If e no be “Boko Haram insurgents”,

E go be “former Niger Delta militants”.

If e no be “cashless economy”,

E go be “five thousand naira note”.

If e no be “subsidy scam”,

E go be “Bakassi”.

If e no be dis,

E go be dat.

Wahala full Naija.

Even inside di Villa,

Wahala don enter.

Madam di madam

Dey for yonder

Dey take treatment

For belle bite.

Wahala full Naija.

Na Me And Asiwaju Obama Invite

Naija write write people sef,

Dem no dey rest,

Busy body full dem body.

Even sef

Bad belle full dem belle.

Na so dem dey busy busy,

Dey put put eye,

Dey put put mouth

For di thing wey no concern dem.

Dat small invite

Wey our friend

Wey be Presido Obama

Invite me and Asiwaju

Wey carry we go yonder,

Wey carry we go

For Obama party nominate,

Busy body don enter,

Bad belle don enter.

Dem don dey talk say;

No be Obama invite Asiwaju.

Dem don dey talk say;

Na Asiwaju go by im sef,

Which kin yan be dat?

All na lie lie,

Na me and Asiwaju Obama invite,

Me na Naija leader of position.

Asiwaju na Naija leader of opposition,

Na me and Asiwaju Obama invite.

Presido No Dey Shack Ogogoro

Naija people dem,

Dem dey gossip gossip,

Dem dey yan say

Presido no dey sharp,

Dem dey yan say

Presido only sabi chop chop.

For newspaper

Dem dey write write.

For radio

Dem dey talk talk.

For television

Dem dey talk talk.

Dem dey yan say

Presido dey lavish money.

Naija people dem,

Dem don carry yan go facebook,

Dem don carry yan go twitter.

For blackberry sef

Dem dey ping ping,

Dem dey yan say

Presido wife no sabi nak gramma.

Di bad bad yan

Wey dem dey yan be say

Presido dey shack ogogoro.

All na lie lie,

Presido na coffee im dey drink,

Presido no dey shack ogogoro,

For that one

Me, wey be Abatalk

I go swear for Presido.

Probe Me, I Video You

For Naija,

Probe na im be di work,

Di main di main work

Wey politician dem dey work.

Presido people

Dey probe legislate people,

Legislate people

Dey probe Presido people.

Presido people,

Legislate people

Dey join hand probe court people.

Naija

Na so so probe probe,

No action.

Sotay four years go pass,

Dem go meet voter dem again,

Dem go get another four years,

Probe probe go start again.

Dem don carry probe

Enter another level.

Probe me,

I video you

Na im dey now.

As one group

Dey probe another group,

Di group

Wey dat group dey probe

Dey video

Dat group wey dey probe dem.

As probe report dey show,

Video film dey show too.

Argument go full ground,

Probe report go die.